And a completely unoriginal post title. Hey! Waddya want from me? We all can’t be witty and charming every day.
Creation vs Evolution has been settled!
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”
The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.”
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God, and Papa says we developed from monkeys?”
The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.”
::: insert rim shot :::::
I know, you’re all here for the contest portion of this post. Recently, the possibility of not returning to my current position due to the floppy paw has been brought up. Something about being in front of a computer for 9 hours a day not being conducive to having full use of my arm. I was asked “Have you thought about what job you would do if you couldn’t go back to what you were doing?”
::: blink, blink ::::
::: deafening silence :::::
I hadn’t even considered that. Not on my radar at all. My thoughts were: Doctor fix. Do PT. All better! Return to my job. That makes sense, doesn’t it?
So the contest… give me an answer. What job could I do? or What job would you do? Don’t worry about education or talent requirements. No answer is too silly or too serious. It just can’t be sitting in front of and using a computer all day.
To get you all started, the first two that came to my mind are:
- phone sex operator
No, I do not have issues, why do you ask?
The prize? How about prizes? Three lucky winners!
2 oz of Wooly Wonka 100% Superfine Merino in Wood Duck.
2 skeins of Knit Picks Gossamer in Carribean
1 skein of Yarn Pirate BFL Sock Yarn in Cranberry Ice
Here’s a review:
- Post your answer to the question “What job could I do?” or “What job would you do?” by 4 p.m. Pacific time on Saturday, 22 March.
- Let me know if you only knit or if you knit and spin. (I kept typing sit and spin)
- Random number generator will pick three lucky winners.
- I may even throw in a special prize if you make me pee my pants