Or something like that.

Who knew when I posted on facebook today that I was going to set shit on fire just how interesting my morning was going to be.

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The setup:  Next door, for all intents and purposes is empty.  I’ve seen the guy who owns it twice in the past year and maybe the longest he’s been here is 45 minutes.

The nice retired couple on the other side of him are selling their house.  So, they hired the methhead one yard guy to clean up their back yard.

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Here is him working yesterday:

idiot yesterday

In their yard.  Clearing it.  That’s the neighbor’s “natural” yard between me and him.

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Here is my yard, the empty house and their yard  today:

idiot today

Yeah. See the burn line?  I defended that.  Two old people (like in their 70’s and one with Alzheimers )and  methhead yard guy were trying to keep it from spreading to another neighbor’s dock and their retaining walls and the houses.  I even called upon the Skinny Porkchop to help make sure our house wasn’t going to go up in flames.

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I’m going to shower and nap now.

Happy Sunday y’all!