Purling Dervish

I hereby call to order the inaugural meeting of the Lakeway Harbor Housewife Preservation Society.

First order of business, I nominate Skinny P.C. as the President and Grand Pooobah.

All in favor?

Aye!

They ayes have it.

We’re forming this society to outline our rights and privileges as housewives of Lakeway Harbor.  I’ve added preservation to our title because believe you me, if we have to get off our asses and do lawn work, we’re going to Kilo’s and getting preserved later.

O.o

The second order of business is that when we do work this hard, we demand that Big Meat Product and/or Texas provide us a meal of skinny pork chops, pasta salad and mushrooms.  And booze.  Oh yeah, and sex. (and I’m sure the original Skinny P.C would like potatoes with that – the meal, not the sex – although she could totally be that twisted)

As evidence of our hard work today, I submit the following:

and this:

(Of course we won’t mention that we were praying for the rain to start so that we could skidaddle back into our respective houses and claim weather delay.)

*ahem*

Thirdly, we demand that no further comments be made about our important facebooking as:

• we don’t make comments  about what you do all day (although all y’all work really hard and we totally appreciate it)
• we cook and clean and do laundry (and obviously yard work) which takes away from our socializing, drinking, napping and computer time
• we keep an eye on the neighborhood yahoos as to provide a safe environment for you to come home to (besides being hours of endless amusement)
• we are constantly developing evil plots and plans for total Harbor domination
• oh, and we also act as fire brigade when idiots aren’t paying attention to their burning and it gets out of control

Fourthly… ummm well, right now we don’t have a fourthly.

But I’m sure we’ll come up with something in the future.

Thank you all for attending, this meeting is now adjourned.

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Happy Sunday y’all!