subtitle: the Housewives of Lakeway Harbor worked really hard yesterday in the yard and making evil plots sooooo,  we did go to Kilo’s and get some refreshments and Big Meat Product made us steaks and mushrooms (which we didn’t eat so we wouldn’t ruin the happy feeling) and someone stole a daffodil from the dead neighbor’s house (don’t worry, she’d only be pissed it took us this long to think of it)

dead neighbors daff

I’m tired from working yesterday and allergies are kicking my butt and I have a full day ahead of me because Texas is coming home tomorrow.  Yeah! (but really only for 4 days – Booooo!)

Oh and I have no coffee in the house.  Well, one packet of Via… but I would be afraid.  Be very afraid.

Have you tried Via yet?  Yum.  Like french press without the mess.  Speaking of the magic mermaid.  I found my account info and logged on an registered my other gift card and reloaded and combined and all that stuff and was reminded of the rewards.  Like 2 hours of free wifi and free coffee on my birthday and that I’m about 10 stars away from the gold level.  (which I totally would be, but I’m a pothole and forgot about it)

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Have I mentioned that I’m knitting?  Really.  With yak yarn that Texas bought.  It’s Diane’s fault.

Oh and with some lovely brown alpaca.  I forgot to take the yak with me down to the fish shack when I was burning or I would have gotten further.

No, I could not run up the hill and get it… because that hill is steep with a capital eeep.  And I had been up and down it for tools and water and stuff enough times that when I had a chance to sit, there was no way in h-e-double hockey sticks I was getting my fat butt back up that hill.

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I’ve realized spring has truely arrived in East Texas as I just saw squirrel sex this morning.

Trauma.  I haz it.

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Skinny P.C. and I were discussing deck decorations for this summer.  (spring! warm!) I’m thinking a whole traditional tiki theme.  Shells and netting and lights.  And really tacky stuff.  (cough*flying flamingo*cough) I just have to go raid Big Lots next month.

Oh and a new umbrella… and lots of spf 30000000 since the pills they have me on cause skin cancer.  (SOB!  No more baby oil and lemon juice!  No more deep dark fishing tan! )  I wonder if they sell it by the vat at Sam’s?  Or do you think I can pull off the fake tan ala George Hamilton?

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I’m off to shower and get dressed and clean my little heart out to get rid of this extra “ZOMGhe’scominghometomorrow!!!” energy

Happy Wednesday y’all!