Because Cookie said I should and I always listen to Cookie.
01. All hell broke loose.
02. Now that Texas is home, I’m doing the traveling.
Totally not right.
03. He loves his job and they love him.
04. Although it’s really not hard to love him.
Or hard not to love him.
Pick one that appeals to your grammar sensibilities.
05. Heads split open and demons flew out.
06. Angie isn’t coming here in October because I won’t be here.
I’ll be catching her in/around D.C.I hope.
07. I’m apparently medically interesting enough for my neuro to make me a case study.
08. If I get treated like I have no brain because I have a vajayjay…
I may lose it on these backwoods hicks
Or kidnap the Kitten and give her 5 minutes alone with them.
09. The Anti-Christ lives.
And it’s not the wicked witch.
I have found worse.
10. Sometimes, banging your head against a wall repeatedly does make it all feel better.
Or maybe that’s the brain damage setting in.
11. On my last trip, I again packed knitting. Although I still can’t knit.
Right there is proof of the drain bamage.
12. The four horsemen of the Apocolypse have been seen cruising the area
13. I seriously need a night at Big Rock’s Tiki Bar and Grill
with a case or ten of Coronas
and tong wrestling
14. Cookie is a saint and deserves the greatest of blessings for not ripping me a new one on the phone.
15. Yeah, I’m still all squishy and shit.
16. Anyone know how to knit a crawfish?
17. Catch you when I catch my breath again!
Until then, keep up the randomness
Happy weekend y’all!

















